Yeah so, definitely looks like dragon fire forged weapons are the best bet for fighting white walkers…..the only thing better is probably the actual DRAGONS! This ep got me so excited for that to happen

She's not married to the guitarist, she's married to one of the random stuntmen from the movie

Best part of the episode was the gigolo interview. Fascinating and funny

Yes, tied with season 1's "My wife was murdered by a man in a yellow sweater!"

Seriously, I'd look at a map, consider my goals, see how fucking far away from Westeros I was and pick up and leave.

Haven't laughed as much this year, but the appearance of Furgeson and Schmidt yelling at everyone to shut up so he could hear Cece's answer got me cracking up

Rollo should have started with that instead of Hello

I think they'll be a good couple too, and I'm not sure I think she needs "a real man" or whatever, I think she just takes her faith VERY SERIOUSLY, thus her objections. Rollo just needs to tell her he's been baptized.

She can just say she's into Aethelwulf style penitence? That's a really good point though, those were't little riding crops, that place was a torture chamber.

Don't worry Gisla, he's been baptized, you'll be allowed to jump his bones! (I think?)

Yeah, Cal is hooking up with Daenerys and Sarah clone. Impressive.

She was really good. Best kid actor in a drama show I've seen in a while.

Uuuuugh it's been a long time since Lagertha killed anyone and I'm getting annoyed

Count Oddo has a terrible wig

Based on that picture alone, there is a massive beauty chasm between Indian TV and film actors. This Sakshi lady seems to be a normal nice looking person!

I feel like that's the only bollywood song non Indians have ever seen.

Sniff…I had no particular feelings about Athelstan on his own, but I liked him and Ragnar. Ragnar loved him! Also, the Auslaug slap fight just made me miss the S1 days when he and Lagertha would straight up brawl with each other. And then have sex.

He'll definitely kill Kalf, by making him and his men be the first wave on the walls of Paris. They'll probably get slaughtered, but help Ragnar in his quest. Two birds, one stone.

Saw it over the weekend, it was fine, Lily James was really great, and I was pretty unhappy they cut that entire tension building sequence from the end of the original. The "But …I have the other slipper" stuff was so awesome in the animated movie, but she didn't get the chance to pull that surprise victory on…

OMG England is so boring. Except for hilarious moments of pissing and fratricide. Can they please go back to Viking land?