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Helloski. I am Russian Guyovic
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Road Agent-I agree with you there. There is a lot that can be done with the Alien franchise that could enhance the story. However, I find it hard to believe that we will get anything but another cut-and-paste jump-scare movie.

I remember meeting her at a neighbor's house right after the parent trap came out. She seemed nice enough at the time and it is really creepy to see how she turned out. We all, myself included, find it really easy to make fun of what a moron she has become and that only makes things worse. May Odin curse us all.

that is what I get for trying to quickly type sentences with naughty words in them at work.

"his dumb daughter"

Why do we continue…
to give a shit about what this asshole says about dumb daughter

so is he going to do slow down followed by extremely fast shots of boobs bouncing?

I hope that she goes the Will Smith route.
Instead of shitty rap themes for her movies she can sing shitty country themes

I hope she plays an alien…
So that Chris Brown can play the noble captain that saves the day.