"you say that. . ."

This would sound *great* in the soundtrack of a Sofia Coppola movie, amiright?

anybody notice the train car full of margarita?

I thought it was the same guy doing krieger, just a different voice. . . am i wrong?

entmoot. entmoot.

c'mon, buddy

yeah the whole "there's a lot of blood here" thing, i didn't even get that until you mentioned it!

oh also "oh my God, wait, vermont has liquor stores right? no they have to it sucks there."

we totally need that

eye

at first when he was talking about cyborgs i thought he was talking about cylons in the pam gets kidnapped episode. I was a little disappointed when he wasn't.

also a guy at my work had a bag of radishes on his desk this week, and i couldn't comment cause nobody would have got it

Yeah, that whole thing was just so great. I need a jpeg of that for the rest of my awkward moments

also, radioactive ants are a frisky dingo motif IN CASE ANYONE CARES

I will hire Kenny Loggins to come play an acoustic set while i slap some sense into you.

FLAGGED

Well it depends what you're going for. . . White is definitely breaking the rules, but some people break the rules intentionally

Straight guy talkin' bout Archer: Pointing out that the groomsmen were in real morning dress for mallory's wedding,  as one ought to be for an early wedding NO TUXES AT DAYTIME

FIVE INGREDIENTS!

Let's clear this up: Dr Pepper is from Texas (as opposed to the deep south), and there is no period after the Dr. Unless it's at the end of the sentence. Conveniently i have demonstrated both cases.