Between this and the yarn billboard, the felines seem to be interfering with the political process. I'm getting suspicious.

I knew it.

Upvoted for creating a mental image that is at once adorable and horrifying.

Sad!

[*Cut to Moe's Tavern where washer and dryer are racing*]

KNEEL BEFORE AMAZON!!

My local arthouse cinema is running a whole stream of holiday movies in the week before Christmas (Christmas Vacation, Christmas Story, It's a Wonderful Life, etc.). Die Hard/Die Hard 2 is the last thing they are showing before closing down before the holidays.

…Arbenz in Guatemala…

I hear they have it on computers now.

Well, I'm a Jays fan, so yeah, I certainly remember getting Josh Donaldson…

Eyjafjallajökull-ing right it does!!

"You know, I'm automatically attracted to Scandinavian cities - I just start nuking them. It's like a magnet. I don't even wait. I'd better use some lingonberries just in case I press the button. When you're president, they let you do it."

James Madison, never had a son, and he fought the War of 1812.

Sad!

A thousand times yes. I'm a professional historian, and I've volunteered my time on projects aimed at convincing people to donate their families' records to archives, and the biggest challenge is convincing people that their records are valuable enough to save.

Kids, kids…you can kill BOTH Stalin and Hitler!!

Or some asshole with a big backpack getting on a bus. Sure, there are lots of seats. But he won't sit down. He'd rather stand right by the exit doors and obstruct everyone else. So much better than just getting the fuck out of everyone's way.

Lyin' Snopes in on the conspiracy! Unfunny website should shut down - full of lies! Sad!

Je dois partir maintenant par ce qu ma grand-mère
est flambée.

Better.