Not only that, but it's part of the plot of his (completely insane) "Batman: Odyssey" limited series that came out during the 00's. It's a seriously bewildering read that I highly recommend.

I honestly thought they would give it regular coverage here, it was all the hype the premier got here last week that convinced me I should check it out. I'm not ready to call it a masterpiece or anything (I can't be the only one who got tired of the whole "Evil Corp" thing pretty quick) but it's definitely got me…

George Will?

One of my favorites in high school, although I always thought their peak was II: Power of Moonlight.

Wait, I knew he was kinda racist, but did his casual racism play a part in this newest scandal? I heard he punched someone for not letting him eat or something.

To help us avoid this in the future, maybe you should just post the checklist of Tumblr words you have that people aren't allowed to use in any context whatsoever.

I can't tell if you're familiar with the animated adaptation of The Dark Knight Returns with Peter Weller voicing Batman? If not you should check that out, although it's probably not as cool as Weller in his prime as a live-action Batman would have been.

There's a Snyder telling great Batman stories right now, and his name's not Zack.

Well, just because you already know someone is a prick doesn't mean it isn't irritating when they continue to be a prick.

I think it was Who Charted? First thing I thought of when I read the headline.

That really seems like the only appropriate ending.

To be fair, that sounds a little more interesting than Woodbury 2.0. Sounds like maybe Kirkman realized his book was stuck in a rut.

I honestly thought all the way up to today that he was played by Macaulay Culkin. Like, I would've bet a lot of money on it.

The reason I (and most people I've talked to who agree with me) didn't like the final battle had nothing to do with its resemblance to 9/11 (I've seriously never heard anyone say this). I didn't like it because it was all completely weightless and boring. Punch, there goes a building, punch, there goes another…

Dark Knight Rises was full of little jokes and one-liners. Many of them weren't great, but they were there.

That line does have a melody though. It's mostly all one note, but he is singing it. I think he just had a style of delivery that had some similarities to rap but in truth probably owed more to Jello Biafra than any rapper.

That line has a melody, it just happens to be mostly all the same note. He would do stuff like that that was sort of similar to rapping, but I don't really feel like SoaD was trying to tie themselves into the hip hop tradition the way Linkin Park and Limp Bizkit were, for example. It was just a consequence of his…

Funny, this is the movie that taught me the phrase "screw the pooch".

I feel like I should say something, but I was only ever in this for the pun.

That's supposed to be about the War on Terror? I thought it was just spaced-out nonsense to get high to.