What sketch is that picture from? I feel like it's the one where he's interviewed for Andy Samberg's new dad, but I can't look it up because I don't know enough about it.

So it's going to be Jonathan Rhys-Myers. OK. They could do worse.

If it's Cumberbunch I swear to G0d he'd better never take that mask off.

So is Samuel L. Jackson going to be in this or what? Because it seems like that matters more than someone who had a few lines of dialogue over a bluetooth in The Avengers.

"Get me out of this hanging harness."
"Also, thanks for inventing this."

"Our electric stoves are energy-efficient and beautiful and for some reason we're advertising them in magazines!"

Me too.

Bubbles has a couple of knock-offs in his cart if you can find him.

I still say it was a leak but you're probably right about the timing.

Publishing is not as efficient at planning as you assume it to be.

As someone who looks at potential novels for a living (I work for a literary agent) I'm calling bullshit. It's very hard to judge someone's writing ability based on what they've done in their life prior to writing a book. It's much safer to assume most people can't write for shit, because they can't. I suspect the…

What's the scheduling problem? British actors all seem to star in every movie and TV show that comes out all the time.

I happened to be at Lincoln Square Theater during the premiere last night, and caught Adam Sandler sneaking out before it started. He literally got out of the car, did the red carpet set up outside the theater (which is super annoying if you have tickets to something else at that time), walked in, and circled around…

I think everyone who sees it should write a review online about how it was a great gay film that inspired them to explore the dual nature of their sexuality.

Anyway, how's your sex life?

The whole movie would have been awesome without any Bill Murray scenes that involved him expelling any bodily fluids.

Netflix not only has "Inside Deep Throat" on streaming but a documentary called "After Porn" about the modern life of ex-porn stars. Most of them have to move to Utah, where porn is illegal, to have normal lives. I recommend both docs.

The message I got from that episode was that Hank was so Republican he would rather not vote than not vote Republican. It's not as if he ever entertained any other options and literally left the country to avoid betraying his party. It wasn't said outright, but it was there. As someone who has voted for both parties,…

Turns out Israelis are good at building walls and understanding medicine. Who knew?

He was pretty much always like that, but it really only shows up in the first few episodes of King of the Hill before the show took another, more mainstream direction.