The Apple is amazing with or without the Rifftrax.

If Seth just got his many blackheads removed I would be 50% less distracted.

Considering the trailer to the first movie was one of the best trailers of all time, the second trailer was still pretty good, and the trailer to this movie was incoherent and shitty, I had my doubts.

In the Israeli version … Tony designs military machinery so it's pretty much exactly the same.

Right before he landed there, the blast from his rocket knocked back three protestors and he used a foam spray from his jets to put out the fire from a self-immolating monk.

This is only going to get more awkward when Iron Man goes to Tibet and fights the Black Lama, who is very Caucasian looking. Though I will say Iron Man fighting Tibetan dissidents IS something China would like to see.

I would like more Spider-pigs and less raping dead bodies and then everyone spontaneously believing it was not done by the rapist but by another guy.

Cops are better if they can't see shit!

Did anyone else notice the solid 3-second close-up of Cruise's crotch in the cabin scene? Because that was very upsetting.

He's also the Man Without Friends as far as I can tell. 

He had a gang and enormously convoluted plans. The sidekick, who was named Mooch, would occasionally be like, "But boss, what about Underdog?" And then Riff Raff would go on to make the plain even more needlessly complex. Their main problem with robbing banks was really in the planning level.

Jon Hamm did a surprisingly good impression of Goz.

Awwww. For a moment I thought we were getting some absurdist Underdog movie sequel.

Watching David Sim's descent into madness is making me glad this show exists. I won't watch it, but I'm glad it exists.

I saw the other trailer in 3D when I went to see "Oz the Great and Powerful" and the trailer had the shittiest 3D I have ever seen. Like people were cardboard cutouts being held at different lengths from my face.

Yes, exactly. This is a problem.

Not only is she good but she's non-Caucasian, always a huge bonus.

Is the secret incest? Because in Tyler Perry movies the secret that's kept until 2/3rds of the length of the film is usually incest.

We all know like half the people in a crowd never help out.

I agree. That's it, we're done, everyone clean up shop. If each person takes two chairs it'll go a lot faster, guys!