I opened my eyes at the second viewing, and it wasn't so bad. I was just super-annoyed that they made the incision horizontally. Anyone who's had bowel surgery can tell you that the incision is vertical.

The look on Al Pacino's face when he hears the word "abortion" is the absolute best acting I've ever seen in my life. You can SEE his eyes darken.

The look on Al Pacino's face when he hears the word "abortion" is the absolute best acting I've ever seen in my life. You can SEE his eyes darken.

Why are you so down on the only great musical number of a monologue ever? I actually watched it AGAIN today.

Why are you so down on the only great musical number of a monologue ever? I actually watched it AGAIN today.

Can I submit my O.C. fanfic instead of a final paper? What if it's needlessly long and involves vampires?

Can I submit my O.C. fanfic instead of a final paper? What if it's needlessly long and involves vampires?

Yes but it was implied that he really was a McCain supporter. Or whatever.

Yes but it was implied that he really was a McCain supporter. Or whatever.

Everyone else is planning on watching Vampire Hunter right before they go to see Lincoln, right?

Everyone else is planning on watching Vampire Hunter right before they go to see Lincoln, right?

Ironically, I got no sleep whatsover last night despite watching Adult Swim. Not a single wink.

Ironically, I got no sleep whatsover last night despite watching Adult Swim. Not a single wink.

The best moment of the night was when Louis obviously couldn't read the name on the cue card and just skipped over it. "Something…'zord!"

The best moment of the night was when Louis obviously couldn't read the name on the cue card and just skipped over it. "Something…'zord!"

I've been staring at those fists on the front page every time I open it and I have to say they look pretty annoying to fight with. You'd have to expend so much energy just to swing.

I've been staring at those fists on the front page every time I open it and I have to say they look pretty annoying to fight with. You'd have to expend so much energy just to swing.

Next week didn't look like a rerun to me.

Next week didn't look like a rerun to me.

Fakest movie makeup I've ever seen.