Fakest movie makeup I've ever seen.

I didn't know if that was going to be a sight gag or they were actually going to mention it. Fantastic either way.

I didn't know if that was going to be a sight gag or they were actually going to mention it. Fantastic either way.

A classic Savage podcast to turn everyone ever off to having sex.

A classic Savage podcast to turn everyone ever off to having sex.

I would prefer not to encounter too much Chris Christie/Michael Bloomberg slash in my lifetime. And any amount is too much.

I would prefer not to encounter too much Chris Christie/Michael Bloomberg slash in my lifetime. And any amount is too much.

I was on a cruise with a guy from the Magic Castle doing shows, and they were all really small (twenty people per show) and so it was super awkward when he told a lousy joke or did an obvious trick. He did give me a ticket for free entry to the Magic Castle, for whatever that's worth, for sitting through his shitty…

I was on a cruise with a guy from the Magic Castle doing shows, and they were all really small (twenty people per show) and so it was super awkward when he told a lousy joke or did an obvious trick. He did give me a ticket for free entry to the Magic Castle, for whatever that's worth, for sitting through his shitty…

Here in New York City itself I don't think they aired either show, as we've been on emergency news 24/7 since yesterday on network TV. They didn't start taking commercial breaks until like 3 in the morning.

Here in New York City itself I don't think they aired either show, as we've been on emergency news 24/7 since yesterday on network TV. They didn't start taking commercial breaks until like 3 in the morning.

This show scared the shit out of me and I loved it.  Also since the only mysteries ever solved where long-lost relatives, I felt compelled to do my civic duty and watch in case they aired something about a long-lost relative of mine.

This show scared the shit out of me and I loved it.  Also since the only mysteries ever solved where long-lost relatives, I felt compelled to do my civic duty and watch in case they aired something about a long-lost relative of mine.

Actually most Adult Swim shows seem to have long breaks. Most networks will immediately renew a show if it's successful, while Adult Swim will wait, I don't know, six months after the season aired and then renew it but not tell anyone. I used to think the executives did this because they were huge fuck-ups. Now I…

Actually most Adult Swim shows seem to have long breaks. Most networks will immediately renew a show if it's successful, while Adult Swim will wait, I don't know, six months after the season aired and then renew it but not tell anyone. I used to think the executives did this because they were huge fuck-ups. Now I…

Bariteau is still doing the professional house, but financially he's not doing so well. Not that that comes as any surprise. This year he may be better off because the rain and wind is going to destroy all the outside structures.

Bariteau is still doing the professional house, but financially he's not doing so well. Not that that comes as any surprise. This year he may be better off because the rain and wind is going to destroy all the outside structures.

Same. Then I was superbly disappointed.

Same. Then I was superbly disappointed.

Ironman goes in his suit. Maybe Tony just jumps into it quickly when he has to pee now. Gotten into a weird headspace.