I just "Wanked like an Egyptian".

Magic…………………..

Mike Love: The true genius of the Beach Boys.

The more comedy the more I like Batman.
Batman Forever and Robin.
I just like comedy.

and what are the best parts of kevin smith movies? the dialogue. go watch chasing amy and be completely in awe and intrigue with mere conversation between characters

Hey not trying to steal the spotlight and I am certainly not trying to compare myself to Clive barker. But I am letting everyone know that I am a first time published author. My book Rasciss tells the story of Hollowawk a man who literally defied death and now must face the wrath of petty gods. Come onto my channel…

The nature of comedy is the absurd and awkward. Horror walks a similar line. Some of the most playful people are horror writers.

Face it, Ebert flopped at writing movies and only made a name playing second fiddle to Siskel on a late nght show. He was an alcoholic and is now a colostomy bag.

Miami Vice, Moonlighting, Dallas, The Equalizer, The Terminator, Beverly Hills Cop, Risky Business, Back To The Future, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Breakfast Club, The Karate Kid, Die Hard, Predator, Raiders of The Lost Ark, Ghostbusters, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Top Gun, Scarface, Robocop, The Road Warrior,?…

put your fucking cell phone cameras away you asses. Enjoy the moment as a moment, rather than something to tout about on your facebook wall.

Rivers Cuomo is the man. Does whatever the fuck he wants, however the fuck he wants to do it.

Crap, I'm watching cat videos again > <

Not funny, stupid childish humor.

Danny Elfman young, hot and topless… THANK YOU, GOD!!!

-Jurassic Park

I weigh 435 lbs and I love to watch Kevin Smith's movies. But I disagree with himon this. Airlines airlines and other things like theaters shoulden't have to make allowances just because we are fat. Personally I don't don't fly and I go to theaters that have small seats because I know I can't fit comfortably. It never…

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I wonder how often [Alison] urinates per day…

Can you believe its been 27 years since we first went down the Holiday Road with the 
Griswolds? Time sure flies doesn't it?

Bet she had a nice thick black 80s bush that went up between her cheeks in those pants! HOT!!!!