i love you, steven spielberg. you're my neverland

i run around the house with a towel in my pants and pretend im a dinosaur

To this day, I am known as "raptor chick." I quote Jurassic Park in school a lot. 
Mostly Ian Malcolm…I kind of like it, though. Raptor chick.

[Congo] is the bomb the gorillas are scary looking and i hope that frank marshall makes a congo 2

WHY ARE YOU FOLKS SETTLING FOR SUCH SHIT

Yeah this is cause the place was filled with emotional retarded morons who don't got a sense of humor their everywhere bunch of emotional fuckers the US needs to be purged of these damn pest seriously

Silence. God's agent is speaking.

Silence. God's agent is speaking.

Federal tax is illegal.

Comedians like dane Cook and Michael MacIntyre stand round waist-deep in elephant shit, making trite observations about the flies that buzz around on it and all the other people who are waist-deep in it as well.

Nine years ago, I was howled down on LJ as a terrorist sympathizer for posting these lyrics. Any of you bastards got anything to say now?

thumbs down lol

To be honest, I was waiting for the "pop out" of the boobs (I can't spell 100% English)
Sorry, that's me

Oh, and about Miller, he started using common sense after 9/11. I guess you libs were passing the bong that day and spaced.
Semper Fi

unsubscribed.

Im a guy, and im 100% sure that im not gay. But theres just somthing about Seth
MacFarlane…………

just mute the damn video

all the baldwins should be put on a bus and driven off a cliff!

is every talk show host in britain gay?

For the Russians it is extremely important to revive their old traditions in order to raise moral among the population.The enemys of a nation will first try to denounce all your pride and past so he can capitalize on broken and demoralized people.
Every nation must reject such because it's nothing else than…