Can't wait for the inevitable wedding where Ms. Piggy gets banged by Kermit while Kermit simultaneously gets banged by Gonzo's nose.

Davos Seaworth: Hand of the King,
savior of the low-born, reader of things and a bad-ass motherfucker.

Bob walks into the room and says, "Anybody want a coffee?"

I'd love to have ghost sex with those ridiculous ghost teeth of hers…

I loved Ross.. I had a psych class in college where my professor told us that a recent survey showed Ross was the least popular character on Friends.. We did a class-wide survey, and I was the only one of forty who raised my hand when he asked who our favorite Friend was. Still don't know how it pertained to the class…

Sounds like the kind of thing King would've written in the 80's when he was hopped up on coke.. in other words, sounds awesome.

"…At least my wife is hot, amirite?"

I watched the episode with a friend who hadn't read the books, and while I wish we could've sat and basked in the silence of the end credits for a bit, my girlfriend said, "Is that it? Was that the finale?"….

D.B Weiss and David Benioff really had some guts to kill her off like that… I mean, that scene really cut to the core of me.

Impressive that you made it to the National Spelling Bee.. I couldn't make it past the fifth round of my 5th grade class.. Lost on fucking "temperature."

Gob's not on board.

I'm just excited for when we start getting less of the mopey Ross and more of the psychotic, "PIV-AHT!/Red Ross/yells-about-his-chicken-sandwich" Ross

"I've made a huge mis-"

"Real shoddy narrating. Just pure crap."

All I thought was, "I bet you he buys all his cars at police auctions."

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
*farts*

Texas Chainsaw 4: Texas Chainsaw 2 (3D)

Anne was hot, but after seeing Leslie jerk off that banana while putting the condom on…….. dear god….

Anne was hot, but after seeing Leslie jerk off that banana while putting the condom on…….. dear god….

That reminds me: The Viva la Bam episode where Bam Margera and his crew do a prank war against Johnny Knoxville and their crew.