Yeah, Idle's daughter lives in Washington state. He's here all the time.

I like the shruggy approach taken with this feature.

Easy, you two.

I would have also accepted, "Knob-end."

Now EVERYONE can enjoy that joke!

Ooo, Nutter hack stories please!

THEORY: Oral histories exploded in popularity because nobody hires editors anymore.

Nothing against Mr. Bronder and his family, but this seems like a pretty tenuous nail upon which to hang an obit.

Watch out for snakes!

I don't think the giants give a fuck about anyone but themselves. Would you?

"And I want these creepy undead kids to think of me as their dear old dad…in a very real and legally binding sense."

Yes, this please.

My thoughts exactly.

Did anyone else have a, "Hey, that's the name of the book!" moment after that feast for crows line?

"I'll give him five more minutes, but that's it!"

He knows what he did.

I'm sure he was baffled by it like any right-thinking American.

The Lobot story must be told.

Yeah, but in this instance, I think the term "dated" means more "of a time" or "representative of time gone by" more than it means "inferior."

I remember there was sometimes opaque black fabric overlaid on said amber monitors because that was supposed to reduce eyestrain.