Is there really anything else to do in a video store besides stand around?

Fandango??
Quotes from Strangers with Candy is funny in any situation!
Those lips…those pillowy lips!

Yeah, read some Jack Herer, then come back on here and comment, with some facts this time

yeah…corpses usually lose

Yeah baby, especially with an uzi in my hand!

Taping
I went to a taping about 5 years ago, in college. Well, I had pink hair so I sure as hell wasn't getting picked. The only way to get on that show is to be old, old and its your birthday, college student wearing school shirt, or are with a group with shirts that say I Love Bob or some shit
But walking into that…

Runs in the family?
Bonnie Parker is a distant relative of mine, according to my grandmother. We were never really told alot about her, maybe the family is ashamed or something. It is pretty pathetic that I had to learn about my ancestor through a very fictionalized movie.
But shit, who wants to join me and go rob…

oooh baby, strangle me. I like it…
Just make sure to give me a lemon so I don't pass out

Jay Mohr
calls it Boohoo:Story of a Woman hahaha

Uh yeah, since when does watching SVTB make you uncool? I admit it, i still love that show! Mainly to laugh at the sheer absurdity, but also a little nostalgia…ok I have a crush on Albert Clifford! There, you happy?
And don't forget, one of the most brilliant sexist lines ever:
Jessie: Slater, haven't you heard of the…

Anyone remember SNL doing a Blossom sketch? That weird looking blond girl played her, the one with the big nose and also played Tori Spelling and random other blondes
Yeah, it was funny I think…

not a quote, but I love when Sherman and Homers fat guts start growling at each other over the last steak haha

Big Bang
was really funny! I love sick Sheldon, he is so needy

Just so you know, weed vodka is delicious and nutritious! Mix it with a little vitamin water and bam, get ready to fall on your ass! And when you pour it, you strain with a cheesecloth, so its not like you are drinking little pieces.
mmm liquid lunch time!

There is a new one on tonight I think! I saw a commercial for it. Of course they are not advertising it so much, they probably want it to be cancelled.

I don't know, I say he needs some guyliner

You'll shoot your eye out!
C PLUS? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
C PLUS? AHAAHAHHAA

Oh yeah baby
Italicize me!!!

Ahhh
I always knew Matt Walsh was a hero…

Go See
Noisettes
You will not regret it, they are so amazing live!
Shinghai is a fucking panther!