"there will be a younger guy, a minority guy, a girl, and maybe a second girl."

"This is what THAT FUCKING BITCH did"
That delivery still haunts

13-year-old me and a bunch of my friends partook in a very late Saturday night double-feature in the basement: Faces of Death and I'm Gonna Get You Sucka. Similarly, we were all glad to have saved Sucka for second.

Well. If youtube can be believed, they both did.

I remember learning the difference between near and far.

This is the first time I've seen "oater" outside of a crossword puzzle.

Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Montoya. What? Oh, and by that I mean, of course, it's time for the Worker of the Week Award. I can't believe we've overlooked this week's winner for…

thoroughly neutered?

Are Corporate Gods people?

I can't repudiate it. It was never mine to repudiate. It was never Father's and Uncle Buddy's to bequeath me to repudiate, because it was never Grandfather's to bequeath them to bequeath me to repudiate, because it was never old Ikkemotubbe's to sell to Grandfather for bequeathment and repudiation. Because it was…

Like so?

I don't always reply to myself. But when I do, I tell people I don't always do it.

Manic Panic Dream Girl? Are pixies so 2000 and late?

How is the article's tagline not:
"MGM rebooting its WarGames reboot" ?

+1 for the oblique Next Stop Wonderland reference?

I wish I was a baller.

Tinariwen are the motherfucking blues.

Some guy: "Thousands of thousands"
Harmonica: "They call them millions"

I know a guy who moisture farms
He bought some new droids
They had some charm.
His home planet,
It's got two suns.
It is a wretched
hive of scum.
He lives on Tatooine

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