"Oi! I ain't 'avin' no bird play a baddie in me bleedin' movie! Now sod off!"

Working with them has scarved him for life.

Haha, no I didn't.

I read the headline real fast and thought Julie Delpy voted for a female Johnny 5.

A rolling Elizabeth gathers no Moss.

Cross-eyed Mary
Ya get a scone, McGish McGah-hah

Peter Travers called it "a triumph."

Your Olson Twins impression was cute when you were younger but now it's just really uncomfortable.

The Peele in the sky keeps on turning.

The second 't' is for a double dose of that timpin'.

I still really like the first Dresden Dolls album but she does not make it easy.

All it takes is egg whites and confectioner's sugar and a whisk and he still can be.

Off-topic but Trey Gowdy is basically if Ernest T Bass and Earthworm Jim had a child that was stillborn.

The boat really debased itself by appearing in that film.

Dead guy in a little coat

The Crypt Keeper has asked me to tell you that it's actually more like Slaughterday Night Dead.

I'm thinking of things Toby Keith could do in Saudi Arabia to get himself beheaded. Like maybe he's writing out the set list and he does a doodle in the corner of Muhammad with a boot in his ass and then, poof, no more Toby Keith. A boy can dream, anyway.

Look, I have to get up every day and look in the mirror. I'm the one who has to live with this.

Brilliant reply, Steve. Your towering intellect knows no bounds.

The fact that it looks like he's hanging out at the Black Lodge isn't helping the creep factor.