It's always nice to meet a fan of my work.

I remember the issue where Poizon teams up with Whytesnake to fight Skyd Row.

Malibu nights
Tangerine dreams
Malibu knees
Malibu dreams

I'm sorry, Steve, but there are no cease fires in Nerf warfare.

On appointment ONLY.

No, but you lived to tell your tale, which is all that matters.

I like how on the internet, this is a wildly inflammatory statement.

Please, it's "theatre." We're talking about Bebe's Kids.

You know, I actually saw Bebe's Kids in the theatre, which is one of those things where I don't know how the fuck it happened but it definitely happened.

Bebe's Young Adults

He's now Johnny Gastric Bypass.

Johnny 2 Sandwiches, the mafia tough who eats two sandwiches every time he eats a sandwich.

Who are these people?

I have an idea for a spinoff series called Chicago: New York, in which the city of Chicago has to solve rape murders and perform high-risk surgeries in New York. Please give me a billion dollars.

Neither have I. It's almost as if I have some sort of not-able-to-see-it-place with regards to network TV.

I get her confused with Bruce Bruce enough as it is.

"That cat looks just like Charles S. Dutton!"

Where Mondays have been outlawed and the lasagna flows like wine.

Oooh, cat smell
Can't you smell cat smell?

Or they play those multi-scale things with the fanned frets?