*possibly*

Des Moines is not the New York of anything.
Except possible Polk County.

Had some sushi, went out for ice cream, had sex, took a nap. The usual. Can't complain.

It's like the Capulets and Romulans!

PolanskiPals, Inc.
"Bring your sisters *and* your daughters!"

Holy cow, do we get to choose our race in the afterlife?
I call Brazilian/Japanese/Norwegian/Kenyan/Irish. (1/5 each.) With two sets of wings and fingers made out of bells.

I'd like to hear more about this walk-in refrigerator.

FRUIT DOES NOT BELONG ON PIZZA

@ Lorem ipsum -

It's very David Brent
… Flashdance mixed with some MC Hammer shit.

My boyfriend had no problem with me leaving on my Wonder Woman boots the other day.

Whoa, simmer down there, Big Electron.

I was unaware that Eddie Guerrero had died. I am all kinds of embarassed.

Creepy, man. Creepy stone angels.

Re: Ric Flair - and during sweeps week, one of those fifteen appearances will be supplemented with an on air smackdown with additional suprise guest, Eddie "Latino Heat" Guerrero, while Aniston looks on, bemused.

Can I throw in Amadeus and Immortal Beloved? My latter choice has less to do with cinematic value than with a young (er-ish) Gary Oldman in period costumes. Rrowrr.

Gilbert Gottfried

I'm not your "Yo", yo.

I just can't help thinking, "What, they couldn't get Denzel Washington?"

Don't forget condoms.