Thanks, Andy Capp. Now I have this in my head:
"I wanna rock right now/ I'm Rob Base and I came to get down/I'm not internationally known/But I'm known to rock the microphone…" etc.

Hey Grim, you do know that Lady Disdain is making fun of one of those Onion personals that pops up all the time (picture and everything: A+ for effort!)?

I thought Autism came from the heart. Unfortunately, we have no way of knowing where the heart is. Everyone is different.

I'm also Nollvane's mother, apparently.
By the time it's all said and done, though, Susan Boyle will probably have enough money for a Mercedes, sauna, and room for pony.

They said he was some kind of *scientist*..

HaHA! Yes, Chinese Secret!
That was hilario…

That's weird, because when I find something humorous, I start to spontaneously bleed.
As you can imagine, I prefer my comedians to be misogynistic and unfunny.

Aw, look at him standing! Just like a little Rory Calhoun!

I've learned that life is a never ending series of levels and ladders, with frogs that will kill you. But even if you reach rock bottom, you can always float on a balloon back up to the top. Unless that ballon pops. Then you're dead. FACT.

AJR, you take that back!

PW - are you talking about the mule or Kevin Sorbo?

I would watch a Bobcat Goldthwait marathon.

17) Chang ate Darabont's first draft.

@GrrArgh:

Cheese flavored booze, you say?
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A Jaeger, Zima, and Clamato trifecta of flavored popcorn might be one of the worst (legitimate alcohol flavor) combinations I can think of.
Yet The Chang would still pull through, with alacrity.

Wait, so who is glasses guy at the computer???
Now that Modell's married (::shakes fist at sky, dies a little inside::), I need a new writer to fixate on.

Unfortunately my book is home, but I believe these can all fit into John Hodgman's list of standard literary tropes.

Grettir and the Aptrgongumar.

Sorry, Phel, I'm re-posting your quote, but this time it will be read in the voice of William Shatner: