Being blocked means people are paying attention to you. I gave up on Twitter after 1600 tweets and no followers. I'm currently thinking about abandoning Facebook after no shares, half a dozen comments and a few pity likes.
I envy you.

We've got a lot to be proud of. It's been exactly 75 years of classic American cinema from Citizen Kane to Sharknado 4.

If you're in bed together while you read crappy erotica - it's hardly "indiscriminately".

"Yon", "Thine"? Let me guess, you write GoT fan fiction. Not a watcher but I've seen a little and how could your stuff be weirder than the show?

Raises hand. I can't remember who but some comedian said "Hey, all you women drooling over 50 Shade of Grey. You know if you looked around there's a guy next to you with a penis."

Had to look it up. Never heard of those guys.

I hate all fan theory and fan fiction. Write your own damn story instead of screwing up other people's work.

Unfortunately several reviewers at the time mentioned she looked more like Maltese than a wolf.

Tell that to Trump's children.

Put my name on that petition. I'm sure it will work - just like the petitions I signed to end coal mining and the war in Iraq.

I can't trust people who use "nor".

They canceled Project Greenlight. Now THAT is irony.

Did it end with the tagline "Or is it?"

Or the disco remix - "Bourne to be alive"

Sadly, it too has been here all week.

Maybe they could team him with a lesbian and call him Jason "Beard".

Did they say those names with their hands over their mouths, so they could dub in whoever was in the news?

Talk about franchises that went down the tubes quickly. Read the Bond novels. There was some dark shit in there - no winking. at all.

He's be wondering "Where's my money? Just because I'm dead doesn't mean I can't get royalties."

Stay out of this, Jimmy Kimmel