My wish for a "Very Special Episode" is "Leonard Confronts his Awful Mom". "You don't call me, or let me know that you had surgery, or my dog died. You don't even like me, while you worship my siblings and you wish Sheldon was your son. Fine, we're done. I have no mother and since I'm sure no one would bother to…

Also Girkel

Why? I must have missed that part. I say keep Kripke and lose Sheldon. Why does anyone bother with him? So he hates his birthday because of bad memories? Good. He's an asshole.

Adam West has made a career of self-deprecation at this point. He plays himself, as an idiot, on Family Guy.

Time to bring out all the urban legends about the ride, including how they had to limit the employees time I there to 20 minutes to prevent mental breakdowns.

They've calmed down considerably. My faulty memory isn't going to help but there was an insane show with a preacher with white hair - sort of a Christian Anderson Cooper. He was nuts. But I think the craziest - and again I apologize - was the guy who just sat there wearing crazy hats, including an Indian headdress…

If they had done that at the end of this episode you'd never have to see her at all. It would be like the Terminator.

I've never cared for reverse stories, whether it was Memento or Betrayal (1983). The entire concept is that you start when something dramatic happens and then move backward through the story, as less and less happens, until you reach the "end" at which point absolutely nothing happens. So you start with a…

When you're a kid, so many things are wonderful. Crown Royal bags, cigar boxes, those glass tubes cigars came in.

Oh, Brick, you'll never have to worry about being a man. I mean you're not even a boy. We all know you'll spend the rest of your life in a place where you'll grow old without ever growing up.

If that's what you see in a child's eyes, how do you think it will turn out?

If there wasn't already a problem, people wouldn't be so quick to believe it. They'd shrug it off.

I've always had a simple rule about the public and the police. When police cars show up, do people come out to see what the excitement is, or do they go inside to not be seen? If it's the latter, there is a problem.

I think it was Bill Maher who talked about how we feel about America. "Conservatives look at America like a six year old talking about her mommy. Her mommy is the prettiest, bestest mommy in the world. Liberals looks at America the way they look at their mothers. They love their mothers, but if mom's got a…

Every family discussion on take-out is like business negotiations. Everyone know where it's going to end, but you argue about it anyway.

I'm afraid Cosby did. They had episodes which referenced the March on Washington - usually by having an older character talk about how they were there. In fact they never had a character who wasn't there. I would have been happier to have a character admit he didn't go - "Hey, I had to work."
This was kind of…

What is sad is that if you go to the Yahoo news story on this episode, the comments are a TSUNAMI of racism.

Ironic. After years of unholy lusting after his mother in law, Phil is now lusted over by another man.

Suggestion for a new ultra-violent Quinten Tarantino movie - "Kill Phil, Vol 1" and "Kill Phil, Vol 2". I'm also looking forward to Vols 3 and 4.

Zero. Boyfriends, pretty good.