Things sure were different then.  When I went into our handmaiden my wife was not okay with it.  It was probably because she wasn't so much a handmaiden as a baby sitter.  And we didn't have any kids.

In "Homer's Enemy" it is pointed out (by Homer's enemy) that the Simpsons are living way above where they should be.  Homer's answer "Don't ask me how the economy works".

I cannot believe either family is middle class, lower or otherwise.  They (like the family on The Middle) dream of being middle class.  They are upper working class.

Which is why the entire plot was evident immediately when the ISIS people were there because of a vague, anonymous "threat".

Nonsense.  Bourdain was great and should be like that all the time.  I'd watch him instead of Ramsay if he was really "Bastard Chef".

Asking why Pam was brought to the restaurant is like asking why any of those idiots are allowed to work for ISIS in the first place.  Of course, now that I think of it why …

I can't argue with the review.  I agree with the outcome but it really should have been all five rounds with the judges being given time to debate.  It could have ended in three rounds with no one getting a chance at a killer dessert.  Maybe it would not have changed anything but I think it would have been a better…

However, the Helens are hunts.

Not news about Spencer Gifts. However, as I'm rapidly aging I keep getting catalogs for items designed to help the old and infirm stand, sit and go to the bathroom.  What's odd is that each catalog has at least one page of ENORMOUS DILDOES!  I'm not saying people don't need them but it was a bit of a shock.

You don't watch Family Guy, do you?

And a never ending stream of internet ads "Mom is 90 but her elbows look 20.  Dermatologists hate her."

It's more like "Baby, you knew I was an ass when you agreed to marry me."

Barney, like a lot of successful people, assumes that their success can be analyzed and taught to others.  I went to a writer's conference once and sat through about a dozen talks by successful writers who told you exactly how to be successful, like them.  Every method worked for them but were all different, often…

@yahoo-4P3LYKST5PDEESQ6U3AVSN3BKI:disqus  Some of those morons are elected officials like Michele Bachmann and Arkansas state rep Jon Hubbard.

During the 1996 Olympics in Atlanta, I attended a volleyball match between the USA and Argentina.  They were hopeless during chants.  On the other hand "YMCA" was accessible to and enjoyable by all.

At least we (or at least our film makers) are willing to look at the ugly part of our history.  I'm still amazed at pictures like the British "Sapphire" or the Italian "Garden of the Finzi-Contini".  I don't think other nations like to make films about the wrongs they've done.  The news is now that Pakistan has banned…

Which is why, in Spiderman II, I loved that whenever Doc Ock lifted heavy things two of his tentacles would be on the ground.

No matter what the temperature is.

It's raining here in Georgia.  Oh, the humanity!  I'm from New York and New Jersey after that and I don't miss the snow … at … all.

Which raises the eternal question. People are always saying the dictator did this or the dictator did that.  So why doesn't everyone tell the guy to go fuck himself?  I know they always have armies and such, but ask them the question first.  It's like Bananas with "The official language of San Marcos is now Swedish."