This episode involved both risotto and scallops, two of the three brick walls on Hell's Kitchen.  (the third is wellingtons)

And yet Cartman was trying to enjoy his chicken pot pie when Mr. Kitty kept bothering him.  It all ties together.

I don't think we're really supposed to think they'd ever eat that crap.

I've seen on many cooking shows, like Chopped, that someone sets the rules and the ingredients and than the chef gets busted for it.  I actually heard a judge on Chopped say something snarky about well you put duck breast and gummy bears together.  Hey, they didn't choose the ingredients.

I would love to see a breakdown of many of these shows.  What % new, what % flashback, what % flash forward.  An amazing amount of the show is padding.

It could have been worse - one guy seemed WAY too familiar with butchering cats.

They forgot to praise the cars that took them to the market.  I hope someone gets fired for that blunder.

They talked about them so much, I kept thinking of the swords in Kill Bill

I just love Kristen.  F Michigan.

I would have liked to see someone say "I also went for a leaner verbal experience, with 20% fewer obscenities."

Okay a brief glimpse.  But the TARDIS was the star of the previous credit sequences and without it, it's just not the same.

Okay a brief glimpse.  But the TARDIS was the star of the previous credit sequences and without it, it's just not the same.

My point is that she didn't go to a salon, or work with a wig seller.  She shaved her head on her own, then woke her husband up in the middle of the night and was mad that he didn't take it in stride.  Then she shows up at the store with a bald head in a bandana and it's everyone else's fault that she looks different.

Kristina pissed me off this week.  This is by no means a criticism of real cancer victims - she is a fictional character.  So she begins to lose her hair, so she solves this by shaving it all off.  I'm going bald too, but I don't see how shaving my head would solve this problem.

And never once asks whether it's really his.  He could at least be counting off the months on his fingers.

It's still annoying.  Get yourself a pair of the glasses Robert Joy wears.

It's still annoying.  Get yourself a pair of the glasses Robert Joy wears.

You're missing the important point.  Padma is so hot all the time, and then she's on roller skates!  Best part of the episode.

You're missing the important point.  Padma is so hot all the time, and then she's on roller skates!  Best part of the episode.

The series seems to have great fun with people finding ways to live in other times.  Like Nerfertiti becoming a big game hunter in Africa or even Captain Jack starting out in the 53rd century and yet being more comfortable in (all of) 20th century America.