Still, he doesn't seem to understand how wishbones work.  You need another person and you still have only a 50/50 chance of winning.  Oh, and no chance of getting your wish.

Well you certainly couldn't get laid less - BOOM!

Well you certainly couldn't get laid less - BOOM!

Sure you can.  I like some of the other characters and can imagine enjoying it with them sitting around saying things like "Remember what life was like before your father got to wondering what the spinning helicopter blades tasted like?"

Sure you can.  I like some of the other characters and can imagine enjoying it with them sitting around saying things like "Remember what life was like before your father got to wondering what the spinning helicopter blades tasted like?"

Haley is a teenager.  Phil is her father.  There should be an expiration date on clueless stupidity.  She'll get by on her looks I suppose but what's Phil's excuse?

Haley is a teenager.  Phil is her father.  There should be an expiration date on clueless stupidity.  She'll get by on her looks I suppose but what's Phil's excuse?

I swear, I have hated Phil since episode one. He's like the world's biggest toddler, and a dim witted one at that.  He's too stupid to live and his family knows it.
 
In addition, didn't Phil say that it was CAM who gave him the pass to the gym?  Then why didn't he tell Phil it was a gay pickup hot spot?

I swear, I have hated Phil since episode one. He's like the world's biggest toddler, and a dim witted one at that.  He's too stupid to live and his family knows it.
 
In addition, didn't Phil say that it was CAM who gave him the pass to the gym?  Then why didn't he tell Phil it was a gay pickup hot spot?

Please no PTSD freakout where he thinks Amber is a wounded soldier and drags her around screaming "Medic!"

Please no PTSD freakout where he thinks Amber is a wounded soldier and drags her around screaming "Medic!"

Later on expect "Did I tell you about my cousin who has Asperger's?  So … seconds?"

Later on expect "Did I tell you about my cousin who has Asperger's?  So … seconds?"

Really. In the absence of a blood test that shows a plus sign for Asperger's, how do we know he's not just an asshole that everyone let's get away with it?  And if he has Aspeger's he'll still have it when his parents aren't around to make everyone do what he wants.  It's in their best interest to start dealing with…

Really. In the absence of a blood test that shows a plus sign for Asperger's, how do we know he's not just an asshole that everyone let's get away with it?  And if he has Aspeger's he'll still have it when his parents aren't around to make everyone do what he wants.  It's in their best interest to start dealing with…

"Audience reaction" or one guy at a sound board with a big red "Applause" button.

"Audience reaction" or one guy at a sound board with a big red "Applause" button.

The weren't just "nuns" - they were all dressed like Mother Theresa.  So the "Soup Kitchen" (which incidentally I find unlikely to be in a shopping mall where the paying customers would have to walk past all the homeless) was run by the Sisters of Charity of Calcutta.

The weren't just "nuns" - they were all dressed like Mother Theresa.  So the "Soup Kitchen" (which incidentally I find unlikely to be in a shopping mall where the paying customers would have to walk past all the homeless) was run by the Sisters of Charity of Calcutta.

We know Han carries a gun.  So why didn't he just blow Sophie's head off?  Problem solved.  Show improves by 25% easily.  Seriously though, she's awful.