The alcohol (legal or medicinal) won't kill Mallory because she's just too mean and selfish to die.  Short of a stake through the heart.

Nonsense!  You don't take a gorgeous woman like her and have her lying around pregnant for nine months every year.  You party with her and have Pam and Trish do that.

Also Ray's love of the space suit until Cyril described it as a "vagina with a zipper" 

I've seen one full epsiode of "Louie".  A homeless man attacked him, got thrown into traffic and was decapitated.  Louie didn't explain anything to the police but continued to his hook up with a woman who gave him cash so he could go back out and get her vagina cream.  He got it and went back to her.

And their stunned surprise when he screws up.  But I guess the bar is pretty low as no one has taken Archer's gun away.

Also Aliens with the mechanized lifter.  I loved how Archer yelled "Five more minutes" like a kid being called in to supper.

Still amazing that the rules of "nudity" still hold.  Boobs are okay as long as the nipples are not shown, no vagina and no male junk.

Also a callback to SeaLab I think.  something about ending on a lame Moonraker joke.

Makes you really miss Harry Goz

I read the book a few years ago and it was the first thing of thought of - distilling love in a bottle

When he pulled that "I think you call it love" line, I instantly thought of the "What is … 'kiss'?" line used to mock Star Trek

True but they never asked for her to be there, so the plan still stinks. 

Lighten up.  I'm an agnostic and I have no idea how many people it would take for a viable population.  I'm just sure it wouldn't be 8 men and Lana.  BTW - let's be real, all the children would be the megalomaniacal commanders kids.  You know he'd do that.

I thought Billy Baldwin looked as if he was playing Ronald Reagan more than Alec Baldwin.

It doesn't suck.  It's about a subtle as a hammer but it makes its point.

You know.

I think the one man/one woman thing is something you learned at Bible Camp.

They only seemed to plan on Lana - so one woman. 

#2 - I don't know.  How many 12 year old girls watch Archer?

It was one thing to "crash" the simulator.  That was being a dick with no real consequences.  Even the sea plane crash was stupidity, not intentional.  This was just bad writing. It would only make sense by a multiple part cliff hanger - "who shot Archer in the head?".