I was sure the midlead was the survivor from the hunting party. He was using the usual cliches for the guilty party like "If only I hadn't left the group that got killed." and "If I had just come back."

Would he have used up any words if he just peed on the old bastard's grave?

"It's like 'A Separate Peace', except they didn't leave the dead guy in the middle of the road."

Don't talk about our son, Martha!   Actually I used to think they were crazy until I saw the Cabbage Patch couple I mentioned above.

There's a show on called "My Crazy Obsession" and the first lunatics are a couple with 5,000 Cabbage patch kids.  They talk to them, for them and let their "favorite" make their decisions for them.  They have "play dates" with other crazy people and insist that their actual daughter (she was on screen so not a…

Just so he saves one last "word" so he can give it the finger again.

The tree gets cut down to make a sled which an old man mentions in his last words, which somehow people heard although he was clearly alone.

"… and I won the big case from before!"

What show in the 70's had a character named "Mario Lanza"?  People would aslk him if he was any relation and he'd answer (totally seriously) "To who?"

Which suggests another inventory - films that weren't delayed long enough.

This was the ultimate is "studio reasons", as in not being taken out and shot in the back of the neck.

they probably waited until they saw how the war was going.  Didn't want to offend the Axis if we lost.

It makes no sense because a guy being gay (especially closeted) is not "sitcom funny".  A guy who likes women but can't get any is sitcom gold.  Every sitcom has a guy like the - the player who can't get laid.

You now La Pipe, you could let your husband go see this movie by himself.  He's all grown up and everything.  PS - he may go to the movies you like, but he doesn't like them.

And the bad news … it's Taco Bell.

And can you replace Labyrinth Jennifer Connelly with the much hotter  Career Opportunities Jennifer Connelly

He has another voice?

Yeah, and while you're at it, let's bring back Beta

The actress who played her in the old movies was.  I don't remember what her age was in the books. 

They're mining diamonds and a girl has to make a living.