By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? (MUST be said in the high, breathy stewardess voice.)

Vadim, I'm with you!
Agree that Hudsucker is the forgotten classic in the Coen Bros. catalog. Heckuva cast too — Tim Robbins, Charles Durning, Jennifer Jason Leigh, John Mahoney and PAUL EFFING NEWMAN.

So who's Burl?

::Jay Leno takes off second chin::

Don't f**k with the accordion, man …

Blie in a blire.

I give this movie a Q-.

I LOVE YOU TOOOOO, MAAAAAAN!!! **sob**

Nah, I missed. Dang. Still feel the same way about Antichrist, though, so there's that.

Nope, you were too late. Then again, so was I. We can cry on each other's shoulders like Steven Jay and Philip …

First? I can't believe it!
That out of the way, let me say that LVT's little bit o' torture porn getting an 0.80 rating warmed the cockles of my heart.

Ah don' care! Ah still want me mah scalps!

To answer your question, Aler, he sounds like a French Charles Barkley.

Seriously, it's the best reason to click here. The average 200-comment thread at AVC is funnier than the average month of Leno.

Looking forward to Nic Cage playing Genghis Khan in the upcoming remake of The Conqueror.

"Raising Arizona" would have been brilliant with any decent actor as H.I. No lifetime pass for Cage. I might be willing to give one to Holly Hunter if it hadn't been for "Thirteen." And Trey Wilson's dead — if anyone deserved one, it would be him, between Nathan Arizona and "Love is a Battlefield".

Nobody who was involved in "One Hour Photo" should be given a lifetime pass. Ever.

Can we throw in Heather Graham and Reese Witherspoonchin while we're at it?

Let's take Don Henley and hit Glenn Frey with him. Two dead, no murder weapon.

But she's still fun to ogle. You can't say that about Judi Dench.