Jennifer Garner is more fun to ogle than Liev Schreiber. That boosts GOGP up a grade.

Penn Jillette with super-powers — now THAT would rock.

Fortunately?!? Oh boy, are you in for a rough May …

"Wolverine: The Musical." The female lead will be Anne Hathaway, singing more just like Shirley Maclaine urged her.

I looked at that photo and went, "it looks like Wolverine is fighting … Kato Kaelin?!? Yeah, I'd have to root for Wolverine in that one …"

You're in denial, Ricin. It sucked like an Electrolux.

I would have rather it been Fergie in this movie — but only for the hope that it would destroy her public image like this film might destroy will.i's. Compared to Fergie, will.i is freaking Philip Glass.

Thanks for owning up, Keith. If only more people were like you.

The ST trailer sucks harder than Marilyn Chambers in her prime — doesn't make me optimistic for the film. At this point, my summer movie viewing list has been cut to "Up" and … yeah.

Eric Champion's dystopian/quasireligious techno-opera Vertical Reality (1995), now almost totally forgotten because:

Since nobody else mentioned him, I will …
Folksinger Rich Mullins, who died in a car accident in 1997, had already recorded the demos for nine of the ten songs he planned to include on his next album, which he'd given the working title "Ten Songs About Jesus". After his death, his record label released a 2-CD set,…

Thank you, Often, for taking this list far more seriously than anyone else, including its authors. You are to be praised … once we all finish pitying you for your lack of perspective.

Except for Bellona, you are all very sad and pitiful.

Well … yes.

I loved that film, P.H. — Brendan Fraser, Jackie Chan and RuPaul, a trio for the ages!

Snarky counter-response, reference to line from Citizen Kane.

What a coincidence, so am I! It's like we're, you know, on the same wavelength and everything! Ohhh, I want to bear your children … oh, wait. I'm male.

@Androxx:

@Smatchimo:

Well played, Admiral. My wife and I have the same agreement — if only one of us wants to watch a film, only one of us goes. So I flew solo for Watchmen. And she doesn't make me watch Mel Brooks films, which she likes. It's a matter of mutual respect.