"Ridicule is the radical's best weapon." — Bruce Sterling

I think it comes down to Sir Ben just not giving a tinker's damn anymore. He's got an Oscar, he's got a knighthood, he's set. So if Uwe "Walking Burlap Sack of Dried Pus" Boll wants to offer him a snotload of euros, he probably doesn't even look at the script. He just says, "hey, the money's legal tender and I can…

Must we? **shudder**

DANGIT, I WANT MY 127 AND 128!!!!!

How dare you ignore the genius that was "Beverly Hills Ninja"!

Nell with David Helfgott, Raymond with the chick from The Other Sister, Sling Blade with Aileen Wournos, triple date. Hilarity ensues.

Alas, I must needs agree. Especially not anything that can possibly be tagged, "in the mid-80s." The mid-80s were hideous — I lived through them, I know.

Nah, I'm pretty sure that Clinton endorsing Clinton helped Obama beat Clinton.

Men at Work — "Blue for You"
UB40 — "The Pillow"
The Judas Priest song that those reality-deprived parents sued the band over
BOC, "Don't Fear the Reaper"
Anything by Avril Lavigne or Fiona Apple, because listening to them will make you wish you were dead.

OTP, you are the geniuzzle.

But at least you racked up a firstie. The glass is half-full, m'man.

Please — like anyone watched this show for the PLOTS!

As Bill Simmons would say, "How dare you!"