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Fallon is so extremely bad that I wouldn't even watch the tiny segments near the commercials when The Roots play (and I love The Roots). I like to think they are an alternate universe Roots where they are not aware at how bad Fallon is.
And I won't even watch the good musical guests even if the only Fallon presence is

Are you the 2000 Year Old Man?
Because it seems like Leno's been spewing crap for at least that long.

Fallon can't rock anything…

By the author of WHEN GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO BAD COMICS

Followed by an extended version of Jay without the commercials where you can hear all of his 'witty' banter during those breaks.

But hasn't he already been on since then (15, not 2015)? It certainly seems like it.

Is it really, though? With the film, you only have to see it once. With the show, he's on every damned weeknight - more opportunities to see his extreme lack of talent.

I haven't read all the comments yet, but I'll say one thing…
No matter what, Phish suck. Period.

Scruffylove…

"And seriously, when is that lady going to MOVE OUT OF HER GODDAMN HOUSE WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS WHERE SHE LIVES ALREADY?!?!"

Does this mean that at the series end they'll pull back to show this has all been going on in the imagination of that weird chest-thingy we saw on Bacon in the first episode?

"…not the type to scream while getting her eyeballs carved out."
They probably live in a college town like mine with really tough noise restrictions at night - if it were day maybe she'd have screamed a bit…

Unless, of course, that crowd of 30 are already secret followers of our friendly serial killer. I expect that by series end, a googolplex of people will be followers and Bacon will be the only one not.
At this point he will break out his dancing shoes, and suddenly everyone is cured in a 2-part crossover with Glee.
So

"Chapter Two" - like in a book by… oh, no (snooze)…

My black cat was named PoBoy, but that was after the sandwich. He was a better actor than some on this show too.

And all the music will be by the band Bush, a spawn of pure evil if there ever was one.

At least until the inevitable Bunheads/Following crossover….

Interesting. Can't believe I forgot House.
I just did a search and found many dialogues where House is clearly saying he's an atheist,but doesn't actually use the word in referring to himself. Of course that doesn't mean it didn't happen (sorry, I don't have the time to check every script).
You may very well be right…

Well, the way things are going they'll probably reveal that the guards and the plexiglas are also secret followers of Purefoy's character,

And rename the show…
Mothers I'd Like to be Following