This just in on the AV Club Newswire:  Jim Stipelkowski, erstwhile day laborer and panty sniffing reprobate, will be joining the craft services cleanup crew of the upcoming Hunger Games: Catching Preteen Allowance Money. 

This just in on the AV Club Newswire:  Jim Stipelkowski, erstwhile day laborer and panty sniffing reprobate, will be joining the craft services cleanup crew of the upcoming Hunger Games: Catching Preteen Allowance Money. 

I'm even sadder.  I made a movie about it.

I'm even sadder.  I made a movie about it.

1.  If you must use hyperbole during an election year (and it seems everyone must, sigh) please read a smidgen of history first.  I'm not defending Obama here, but the usual tit-for-tat shenanigans of a presidential campaign do not qualify for a capitalized "most" anything.  It's not like Obama has the first…

1.  If you must use hyperbole during an election year (and it seems everyone must, sigh) please read a smidgen of history first.  I'm not defending Obama here, but the usual tit-for-tat shenanigans of a presidential campaign do not qualify for a capitalized "most" anything.  It's not like Obama has the first…

Holy Nonsensical Reactionary Claptrap Batman!

Holy Nonsensical Reactionary Claptrap Batman!

At first I thought you meant the Klaus Kinski weirdo fest of the 80's.  Klaus Kinski could get a realistic reaction of terror (tinged with disgust) out of anybody.  Alas, I was mistaken.

At first I thought you meant the Klaus Kinski weirdo fest of the 80's.  Klaus Kinski could get a realistic reaction of terror (tinged with disgust) out of anybody.  Alas, I was mistaken.

You forgot the addition of Sir Archibald Hamwell as…..Ser Archibald Hamwell.

You forgot the addition of Sir Archibald Hamwell as…..Ser Archibald Hamwell.

I agree that her portrayal of terror was inept.  However, her portrayal of an unattractive and shrill woman with the body of a power forward is masterful.

I agree that her portrayal of terror was inept.  However, her portrayal of an unattractive and shrill woman with the body of a power forward is masterful.

Yes, Goon truly is great and deserves to be mentioned in the same breath as Slap Shot.  Also, Michael Dowse is bringing back unadulterated 100 proof Canadian humor with a vengeance.  After this and Fubar 2(The Deaner lives!) I can't wait for his next heavily accented film from the frozen wastes of the north.

Yes, Goon truly is great and deserves to be mentioned in the same breath as Slap Shot.  Also, Michael Dowse is bringing back unadulterated 100 proof Canadian humor with a vengeance.  After this and Fubar 2(The Deaner lives!) I can't wait for his next heavily accented film from the frozen wastes of the north.

RZA's got speak-and-spell cameras.  Fisher-Price: My first karate movie!

RZA's got speak-and-spell cameras.  Fisher-Price: My first karate movie!

Go Back to China Bitch!

Go Back to China Bitch!