hoser!

hoser!

The Hunger Games, now with more hatchet-faced b-listers!

The Hunger Games, now with more hatchet-faced b-listers!

What I thoroughly enjoyed is this person's assertion that they were evangelizing to C.E.Cheese's patrons by singing commercial jingles for small children in the guise of a cartoon rat. Similarly, I'm hoping that my part time gig making background fart noises on my friend's podcasts will help to end world hunger.

What I thoroughly enjoyed is this person's assertion that they were evangelizing to C.E.Cheese's patrons by singing commercial jingles for small children in the guise of a cartoon rat. Similarly, I'm hoping that my part time gig making background fart noises on my friend's podcasts will help to end world hunger.

Leaving aside the fact that the majority of babbling about Christianity is irrelevant, this particular slow-news-day-at-the-AV-Club-Office dollop is about Chuck-E-Cheese, so a dig at the suburban evangelist blatherings of Mr. Cheese's erstwhile vocal stylist is at least tangentially topical. 

Leaving aside the fact that the majority of babbling about Christianity is irrelevant, this particular slow-news-day-at-the-AV-Club-Office dollop is about Chuck-E-Cheese, so a dig at the suburban evangelist blatherings of Mr. Cheese's erstwhile vocal stylist is at least tangentially topical. 

I wanna thank God for giving y'all so much and me so little.

I wanna thank God for giving y'all so much and me so little.

I hope you weren't sitting on vinyl upholstery.  Especially in this heat.

I hope you weren't sitting on vinyl upholstery.  Especially in this heat.

"Its OK to rip a 128kbps copy off of YouTube cuz I'm broke"

"Its OK to rip a 128kbps copy off of YouTube cuz I'm broke"

Pixar just keeps getting better and better at rendering nightmarish grotesqueries in 3 dimensions

Pixar just keeps getting better and better at rendering nightmarish grotesqueries in 3 dimensions

The best thing about the JB phenomenon is when Alec Baldwin pronounced it "Bee-ehber" on 30 Rock. I chortle just thinking about it.

The best thing about the JB phenomenon is when Alec Baldwin pronounced it "Bee-ehber" on 30 Rock. I chortle just thinking about it.

Bill Shatner needs to be in this as an alternate universe Kirk.  and he needs to scream "Khan" while literally winking at the camera. or else it is an epic fail.

Bill Shatner needs to be in this as an alternate universe Kirk.  and he needs to scream "Khan" while literally winking at the camera. or else it is an epic fail.