I beelieve the children are our future.

Really. I mean who's the bigger retard ultimately. The actual retard or Raimi for suing a retard? 

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I was sort of just sort of rambling off tangentially to the thrust of your comment to express how much I revile the sanctimonious hypocrisy and magical thinking of the target audience for this.  I realize that some Christians don't really buy into all the supernaturalism in the bible, and go for a more liberal…

Some believe in supernatural happenings?  So talking bushes on fire and virgins conceiving are natural, purely non-metaphysical happenings?  Plus all those viciously repressed straight and gay Christians probably furtively buy enough porn between them to float the industry through the toughest recession.  This film is…

The first few seconds of that Killing Joke song with that dissonant guitar squall sounded dead on Justin Broadrick on Godflesh's StreetCleaner, and I really though I was in for something special.  Then the rest of the song happened and I had a bad 90's flashback. Disappointing.

The police called.  You're social life is now officially a cold case. A stone cold whodunit.

When it comes to nerd-bashing, accept no substitutes

In no particular order, F, F, F, F, F, F, F and…..F-

That's what I love about these high school girls……

Gino is your go-to guy when crack-smoking rotund character actors need to be beaten to death with kitchen implements. 

more of an alabaster off-white, but its the thought that counts…

Jesus loves the faith-abandoning-and-then-"finding"-it-again little coeds.  This I know cause the Bible tells me so. I love when the born again gussy up their proselytizing to appeal to the hip young intellectual heathen.  Its like when McDonald's goes for the hip urban market in their commercials.

Al Pacino is over 70 and still rockin his duds from "Cruisin"? Awesome.

I wish somebody would treat me unethically by putting me in a movie and then fucking me.  Just not a John Waters movie.  

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"I'm fully blown like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia"

This is easily a B+. Premo works his usual magic, especially on "We Are At War", which easily ranks at the top of his work in the last decade. I do agree with the review as far as this is bread-and-butter 90's NY boom-bap, but its a formula that is far superior to the mindless drivel that passes for hip hop these…