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Really. This gets a c+ and the odd future circus geeks get an A-???

No, but some of my best friends are aborted fetuses. Or were rather.

To me that is the scene that shows you how depraved his character really is.  A drunk drugged up Harvey Kietel beating off while humiliating two big-haired Jersey girls, all without laying a finger on them.  The very essence of le Cinema.  Shame on you netflix.

Why would you think such middling fare as this would engender such a passionate response? 

Tyler Perry should do his own pro-life message movie then. "Madea's Family Reunion - 1"

worse

Dogmatic sanctimony and extreme(well PG-13) domestic melodrama? So is this the first ever Lifetime Network/700 Club co-production? Its like the world's ugliest hermaphrodite, the worst of both worlds.

Fetus, The slack jawed infant.

Total Recall 2: Get Your Ass to Mars

shhhhiiiiitttt

these guys are about 20 years too late to make it onto "The Crow" soundtrack

half-shells, actually.

Keith isn't alive, more of an undead situation there.

Millions also believe him to be a great rapper.  Many of these millions  are also unable to read at a fourth grade level.  I have nothing but utter contempt and disdain for said millions.

This may have PETA in an uproar, but its a windfall for the GMIA, Gelatin Manufacturers Institute of America.  

Moral turpitude being passed down from generation to generation is hardly a new development in human affairs, just read some Charles Dickens.  Its also heartening to hear that being super rich hasn't caused Lil' Wayne to abandon the unsound parenting techniques of the hood.  the streets done raised him yo.

He kinda looks like a California Raisin impersonating a young Ray Charles straining to defecate.

Traumatized Terry.

Agreed.  It really cries out for the trilogy treatment.

They made a straight to video sequel to Whore?  Was there really an audience clamoring for even franker depictions of human misery and degradation? *shudder*