And look at the huge mess they left behind (pun intended).

Every nerd's favorite dad.

But Kirk aren't the end times, rapture, tribulations, and the coming of the antichrist nigh!  What's the use of trying to improve the Country when all of its most pious citizens are soon to magically float into the clouds anyway?

Yet, they do not have adequate lebensraum. Jesus macht frei!

My schoolboy crush was on Hyapatia Lee, and I can always take a graphic trip back down memory lane by dusting off the ol' videocassette recorder. Internet, schminternet.

Ernest Borgnine could be the villain and Betty White could be the love interest in the sequel "The Bourne Incontinence"

Did I spy with my naked eye Stacy Keach?

Al Bundy once scored four touchdowns in one game for Polk High.  I'll be voting a straight N.O.M.A.A.M. ticket this year.

He could do a duet with Count Grishnackh.

As far as I'm concerned "Hee-Haw" was the apotheosis of country music and its been downhill ever since.

Do mestizos and quadroons count as two? or are they counted fractionally?

My 20-year old self is immensely enjoying the visceral technical insanity of Descravity. My 35-year old self is ready for some cool jazz and a nap.

Uncanny.  Is this an example of life imitating art or some kind of Philip K. Dick reality-blurring mindfuck?

"discarded object aesthetic"? Like Fred Sanford's crib? Whaddaya want ya big dummy?

Not with those stringy shanks and wobbly knees.  Her agent's already been on the phone with the Elmer's people.

the worlds.

Only a complete pansy would even ask that question.

a tooth!

I think Paul Giamatti would make an excellent Paul Kersey.  He has a low center of gravity so he'd be a good choice to wield the Wildey Magnum.

That sir is a racist statement.  You neglected to mention (out of obvious deep seated prejudice) the puerto ricans who also received said comeuppance.