That photoshopped Rachel Ray/Deen two-face is Lovecraftian in its unspeakable hideousness.

Its really not all about gambling. Ace (Dustin Hoffman) is about as far from a gambler as you can imagine.  Yes, its set in the milieu of horse racing, but it seems like its about a lot more than gambling.  I thought it was fucking stellar, hopefully it stays just as good as the pilot even without Mann directing.

If by waif you mean curvaceous ass-kicking brick shithouse….you are correct sir!

I wish pop-culture site comment boards would have more literary and high-minded snark.

for your incest!

"In a timid comic world, Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie feels genuinely dangerous and transgressive: it makes a virtue of going way too far because other comedies don’t go far enough."

Could be.  I was merely responding to your initial query of where did a hypothetical nothingness come from.  I was just suggesting that there are better things to do with time than worry about the paradoxical pre-conditions of a universe where time seems to be overwhelmingly manifest.  Like where did those skidmarks…

Its a pointless question.  If nothingness also means time did not exist, how can you ask what was there BEFORE time? If there was no space how could you ask what was over there and over here?

Did you know that Super Colon Blow contains the fiber of 1,000 bowls of the leading bran cereal?

His ringworm is clearing up nicely.

Its about damn time NBC will finally have some shows with some nice Jewish boys in them. I haven't been able to digest a decent meal in 6 weeks, what with all these goyim on the tube all the time.

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Rick Ross has some great punchlines, and I like his molasses flow, but the majority of the beats (with the exception of "keys to the crib" and maybe "triple beam dreams") stink.  I used to think hip hop was going through an irreversible decline, but I've decided its just that the production has become so stale and…

I think rap has taught us all that its much preferable to be a pretend self-serving piece of shit than an actual verifiable self-serving piece of shit.  To bad most politicians haven't digested that little morsel of wisdom.

I'm sorry, Lord. I've done so many bad things.

Fresh Kid Ice was the Chinese Jackie Robinson of rap yet who remembers that today?

Bad Lieutenant.

She's just about the sexiest brick shithouse I've ever had the pleasure of laying eyes upon.

Using Billy Ocean is the nerf equivalent of actual weaponry, its fun and nobody gets hurt.

A great flick. Carano is definitely not the next Rothrock, her screen presence and physicality really surprised me. The fight scenes are fantastic but what I really dug about this is the touches Soderbergh added between the fisticuffs.  Gorgeous locations, killer cool jazz score, some snazzy editing in parts (like the…