Pretending he did anything worthwhile or of note in music?  I mean, it's not like he was Slick Rick, now THAT guy could spit a rhyme.  Heavy D's most notable feature was being one of the premier morbidly obese mcs who wasn't nearly as fun or funny as the Fat Boys.

Wow!  I'm famous!  How long have you been following my career?  I'm flattered!

Wait, are people really getting worked up about this?  Heavy D?  Seriously?  Ok.

Isn't he kindof a vigilante, though?  You know, seeing as how he manslaughtered a deranged pedophile?

I'm against a remake, but why not a sequel?  Another chapter set in the same world?  Deckard's story is told, but there are a million stories that *could* be told in dystopian sci-fi-noir L.A. 2019 (guess they'll have to change the year, though).  I just hope it's good.  I think Scott is capable of turning out a good…

Buffy the Vampire Slayer / Angel Continues: The Moviefilm or GTFO.

Hopefully it will be at least partially about beating the 1% to death with blunt instruments.  Failing that, pitchforks and torches.

Nah, Steve, we blame you, dude.  I mean, look, we all know Lucas is a fucking idiot and all of his success is built on a fluke and the hard work of other people he fired as soon as he could.  We also know that he has NO ability to write or direct. You, on the other hand, are a good director, sometimes a great one, and…

Playboy?? WHATever.  HUSTLER or GTFO.

Tron > The Matrix.  You know it and I know it.  The Matrix is essentially the same story told in leather fetish wear with an ugly, drab, green-tint color palette.  It's cool and all, but it's a total rip off of Tron (and Morrison's Invisibles).

Almost.  A sexay strip club scene and copious cleavage.  It's still Pg-13, but right on the cusp of going over.

"I'm so… startled!"  - Randy Marsh

: (  Sad.  They always seemed like such a cool couple.

SPOILER!  The alien kills everyone and escapes in the form of a dog.  The End.  In addition, we also learn that Kurt Russel's midichlorian count is off the charts.

Is it wrong that I thought "Precious" was TOTALLY F***ING HILARIOUS?  It was like a John Waters movie.  That part where Fatty Fatpants steals the fried chicken and is running up the street eating it?  Hahaha!  That very easily could've been a scene from Female Trouble or Desperate Living.  Comedy GOLD!

CIPE MLAPECAF

LOVED Supergirl #1.  Can't wait for #2.  I'm confused as to why you think they won't go into her Kryptonian backstory.  I get the feeling next ish will probably look back a bit.  First ish was all about reintroducing the character with this "new velocity" they keep touting.  I kinda loved it, actually.

Really?  Wtf!  Well, I stuck by my guns.  Not buying it.  No way, no how.  I'll give Emperor Neckfat money again when he deigns to release the original trilogy, with no "special" editions, in hd.  Until then, go suck off a Jar Jar, fatneck.  (Not that he cares, seeing as how he already has more money than the gods.)

Ambivalence in the sense that yes, they were a good band, but who cares because they haven't been a good band in 20 years.  Positive and negative in conjunction.  But, hey, thanks for your concern.  You get an "B+" for effort.

World responds with shattering ambivalence and global *shrug*.