Blah, blah, blah.  I apologize to, the world I guess, for not reading the guidelines and polluting everyone's minds so terribly.  I'll do things more appropriately from now on.  And won't resort to egregious, mean-spirited name calling when I do it.

Amanda Seyfried's bug-eyes allow her to spot predators on all sides…

Congratulations, Zach.  Just finished the book and, as one of the dwindling number of  "sarcastic but helpful" video clerks (one might say your personal video clerk at Videoport, in Portland, Maine) you mention in the introduction, I give a hearty, almost un-ironic "good job!"  And, as the book is almost…

A question: do you get "flagged" for calling someone an "asshole?"  No?  Stay classy, then…

Just…what can you…just…
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Wow, just stumbled across this one.  Nathan may regret the Will Ferrell=Gary Kroeger analogy at this point…

Just your daily reminder that there are two Portlands.  Maine's was first, in fact.  Oh, and speaking of…first!