principal photography is expected to begin in BIG RED NOVEMBER

I think the thing about Crystal is not just the Sammy Davis Jr. impression, but the fact that he goes to that well a LOT. If you watch some of his standup specials, he does riffs as black characters that area reeeaaaally close to demeaning. If he just did Sammy, a strict impression of a real person and not a bad one…

can you be more specific?

Manifest Destiny! Manifest Destiny y'all!

it's a little hard to miss the fact that EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ACTOR PLAYING A MAJOR FERENGI CHARACTER IS JEWISH, however

I think top 10 is generous too. There are a LOT of good episodes that are easy to overlook - The Way of the Warrior, In Purgatory's Shadow/By Inferno's Light

well, except for every other Dr. Seuss adaptation from the last 15 years

seriously, the book is 40 fucking years old, and I'm sure this movie is barely related to it in the first place

that's what made Stax so awesome - even their white guys sounded cool

because they tape it around 5 or 6, so showing it at 8 would cut down the time to edit it by at least 3 hours. And despite appearances, TDS/Colbert require a LOT of editing (I have friends who work on Colbert, and they say that it's not unusual for them to finish editing with only minutes to spare before they need to…

yeah, but that's only a 108 ERA+, since those 23 seasons covered the lowest run-scoring environment in the game's history since the deadball era

"Tonight, on Big Game James, Worthy and special guest Michael Cooper head to the Serengeti to seek out the elusive white rhino!"

do you picture, like, a paper bag with them sticking out of the top, like baguettes?

or the Coen brothers

is today Talk Like a Scotsman Day and no one told me?

that's the home-owner tax

I've only teared up once upon hearing about the death of someone famous, and that was Joe Strummer.

his most impressive talent, for me, is talking about Christianity, and Catholicism in particular, in a way that doesn't make me want to throw something at the screen

hey, the Empok Nor episodes were just fine. Well, maybe the one with Iggy Pop was unnecessary, but it wasn't terrible

The really impressive thing about Mittens is he had $40 million in income in the last two years when he's done nothing except run for president (and that's after the Mormon tithing). I'd like to know how pulled that off.