I always assumed that you were Steve Sax, or maybe Eric Davis

I do have an eyepatch, but it's on the other eye

blasphemy! out with you!

Keith Richards' memoir is a gold mine if you want to know how to do a ton of drugs and survive. His main tip: always get pure heroin and cocaine, that way you always know how much you're taking and you never have to chase a bigger high.

good and terrible

"Morticia, how long has it been since we last waltzed?"
"Oh Gomez … hours"

really? I find them really grating myself

unfortunately, the ADR costs are about to go way up

ugh, Wallace Shawn as the Nagus is where the whole "Ferengis are Space Jews" thing gets reeaaaaaally uncomfortable

oooooooh, that sounds like an idea for a new series:
 
Star Trek: General Counsel

hmmm … thinking of the JLC adaptations:
 
Tinker Tailor (minseries) - awesome
Tinker Tailor (movie) - s'posed to be good, haven't seen it yet
Tailor of Panama - quite good
 
The rest are pretty meh.

look a few posts north

it's the SOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUL MASS TRANSIT SYSTEM!

I actually liked the "Obama interrupts a rap battle" bump:

ok, seriously, am I the only person who is really uncomfortable with the constant Sarah Jessica Parker jokes? Everyone is totally fine with basically calling a middle-aged actress ugly? Listen, I'm generally a terrible person, but this has always really bugged me.

The real problem is that the Rays are signed to something like a 30-year lease to play in the Trop. Basically, Tampa (or St. Pete, whoever owns the stadium) would have to agree to let them out of the lease and lose all that rent money (and be left with a useless empty stadium to boot)

a like for everyone, well done!

"Baby Elephant Walk" is public domain, right?

ah ha! now we see the violence inherent in the system!

these gimmicks are getting more and more obscure