fuck Joe Torre
He burned out Gordon and Quantrill, the Yankees' only two decent relievers (non-Rivera division).

here's the secret: Joe Buck hates baseball, and Fox hates baseball too! So they're perfect for each other.

The 2005 Sox were at least memorable because Ozzie Guillen went old school and had his pitchers throw complete games (didn't the starters go the distance all 4 games of the ALCS?). The fact that Burns couldn't even find 5 minutes for them is shameful

it's a proven scientific fact that hockey jerseys increase natural chubbyness by 8.6%

you mean Walt "Clyde" Frazier. Wilt Chamberlain happens to be much taller … and dead.

thanks!

what was the line Don said to Pete in the apartment?
It was something like "tell them we want Martin, ___, or Hughes." I took that as meaning "American Aviation needs to give us another airplane company and go away." Did I miss the line?

line that I found funny for no particular reason
"Who flies from Newark to Atlantic City?"
"Black bachelorette parties"

go get your fucking shinebox

and now a series of 911 calls involving James Caan

"how many of you guys hated high school and moved out as fast as you could? "

@Raymond -

"I can only imagine that it'll be an all-out weep-fest for longtime Yankees fans"

he was the DA on Homicide. 'Nuff said.

the closing credits called the arch "The Phage"; it was the other voice Bill Hader did in the episode (basically his Vincent Price voice)

all you need to know about a Boston accent can be learned by listening to Jerry Remy

I thought Worf's reaction was more "I know I shouldn't look like I enjoy this, but … well, helloooo ladies"

^^^

I can't see this man's face without thinking of him putting his finger to his nose and winking.

or Hubert "Mr. Excitement" Humphrey