snackerdoodle?

The "Quick One" from Rock n Roll Circus is one of the greatest live performance of all time. When you blow Mick Jagger off the stage, you know you've done something special.

"Bargain" or "A Legal Matter"

I'd just like to take this opportunity, as a Jew, to say that any ladies who would like to comfort me for Mr. Stone's comments are welcome. I am also accepting comfort for the Holocaust, the Munich Olympics, and Sandy Koufax's premature retirement.

Man, fuck the Swiss. They pussied out AND made off like bandits with that Jew-gold.

it's the Director's Cut edition: Denkinger calls him out!

I find that finance puns are often derivitive

no, that was Loverboy, and Loverboy has always sucked

"I've appeared in the form of someone you admire. I'm Sir Isaac Newton"
"Sir Isa-who?"
"Oh, very well" [shapeshift]
"Colonel Klink!"

disappointing Alison Brie is like strangling the Little Mermaid with a bike chain

Everyone knows that a film isn't a "joint" unless the cast is >50% black. You know, Guild rules and all that.

Filming involving elaborate camera movements, Gimme Shelter, Italians, and for some reason Leonardo DiCaprio ahead. Be alarmed.

I've been to enough conventions to know how to spell "Melllvar"

bon nuit to you all!

SEDAGIVE?!!

My people kept telling me "Ken Phelps! Ken Phelps! Ken Phelps!"

[in court]
"Look at Chiccolini, a figure of abject misery"
"I abject!"

"Whattaya call those things that go rolling down the hill?"
"Tanks"
"You're welcome"

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.