last I heard Cablevision was still waiting for FCC permission to finish the purchase, soon as that goes through you can bet Zucker is out on his ass

of course, Groucho had the best dying words of all time:

it's "implores the gods for a Camarro"

whoa whoa whoa, what's going on with the underrating of Carrell here? I think he has to be no. 2 behind Colbert. Produce Pete! Even Stevphen!

Bender: "So, if people are willing to pay money for love …"
[flash cut]
Judge: "$500 and time served!"
Bender: "Stupid anti-pimping laws!"
[pimp-walks away]

Travis Hafner IS the albatross contract!

No! It's coded in that song the old woman was singing!

now now, the Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions

not much of a riot, innit?
more of a "hoooookay, let's just wander away now"

can't believe no one's said it yet
it's a felony!

clearly he means Tin Men

I've been call ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly …

(Owen Wilson walks out)

Arthur Pewty wins on username alone

SEE YOU IN HELL, CANDY BOYS!!

HYYYYYYYY-PHEN

no, follow the gourd!

aw man, c'mon, I've had a long day and I can't stand the fucking Eagles

@littlealex: I believe you're right. It's like getting pulled over for speeding then the cop smells alcohol on your breath. Still, the fact that they are saying that they should check papers if there's "suspicion" of illegal immigrant status gets really slippery when you talk about law enforcement discretion and…

"some might argue that non-American citizens in Maerica illegally don't have civil liberties"