look out for the end table, David Bowie

who are you?
Scruffy, the janitor

now he's forever trapped in a world of plot holes and spelling errors

it turns out it's man

ugh, I'm bad at this

I always thought of Noel as the AV Club's Barry Melrose

"Hey, don't knock the Greeks, they invented democracy"
"Yeah, ass-fuckin' too"

an entire generation was turned into heavy smokers when they discovered that smoke looks fucking great in black-and-white film. Seriously, the studios use to make all the actors smoke because a) it gave them something to do with their hands, always an issue with film actors; and b) it looked fucking awesome.

Snrub is right - the mixing was way off.

can I play the piano any more?

John fucking Entwistle
see subject

over there, there's a whole pile of 'em

Cyril Connolly?

C+

something about Krod Mandoon?

Children of Men is probably the only movie I've ever seen that I found absolutely terrifying. Talk about a freightening plausable view of the future.

Beastie Senior Citizens

only on the AV Club boards can you find someone who describes himself as a "self-appointed 'Death Wish'" expert.

a South Park quote I use all the time
"The Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions!"

"If you come in peace, surrender immediately. If you come to make war, we surrender."