He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He puts one of yours in a hospital, you put two of his in the morgue. THAT'S THE CHICAGO WAY.

if you need me, I'll be in my Angry Dome!

*bitchin air guitar riff*

hey, what about Royal Tennenbaums? Stiller maudlin'd it up what good in that one.

"Gentlemen, this canary died of natural causes."
"BACK IN THE HOLE!!"

Marge, shhhh! He's a good digger!

thanks, Answer Guy!

DOWN THAT WEELLLL!

whoops, I meant Mike D and Adrock

who was the black guy with MCA and Adrock?

do people still say they would go gay for people? Because I would go gay for Mark Ruffalo

I know my rights, man!

"Phone's ringin, dude"
"Thank you Donny"

You should see the other guy

Bob Uecker kicks all sorts of ass in that movie

Howard Johnson is right!

are you guys kidding? Like a Rolling Stone is the greatest put-down song of all time, bar none. Dylan sounds like he's playing guitar with both middle fingers up on that one.

Dazzy Vance asked Phyllis Diller about the Staples Center

quoth Carl Pilkington: "They're like pears"

If you wanna battle your in deNIAL