I would respond to didyoueverconsider's many flawless arguments, but I thought I just heard a black person rooting around outside my house, so I have to stop crying and peeing my pants long enough to go lock the front door. Right after I pause the episode of "One Life To Live" I'm currently watching OnDemand, of…

COOL PARTY!

WHOOPSIE!

Well, in her defense, they really should let you know if the well water isn't right for making Sun Tea!

JERRY'S FAULT! JERRY'S FAULT! JERRY'S FAULT! JERRY'S FAULT!

Karla: Really, with the picture? You couldn't have just typed her name?

It's really really close between "Li'l Sebastian" and "Fancy Party" for me. Looks like I gotta send this one to the lab for some tests…

My favorite moment in both episodes was April handing Jerry the memo that just says in huge letters, "You're going to fail."

It's about as dark as comedy can possibly get, but yeah, it's pretty funny. I may call it more absurd than funny, though. Definitely my favorite Herzog film, in any case.

Note: Tyler, The Creator died on the way back to his home planet.

I saw Cave of Forgotten Dreams at the IFC Center. I found it somewhat lacking in that wacky Herzogian narration we all know and love, and the Post-Script with the crocodiles was almost like Herzog parodying himself, but apart from those two minor complaints, it was really hypnotic and genuinely awe-inspiring. You even…

Thanks to Jean-Ralphio, I will now forever refer to Big Ben as "Big Ben Clock".

"Road Trip" was basically a tutorial on how to build an episode on very sitcommy cliches, and then totally rise above said cliches. All the major stories were ones we've seen countless times on other shows (two characters try to deny their attraction to each other, two other characters get into a huge fight over…

You go, Glenn Coco!

Daniel Simpson Day: Has no grade point average. All courses…incomplete.

I love how Blume describes Max to the police as having an "Oval face".

"Yeah?! Well…Dracula called! And he's coming over! Tonight!"

Yes! No one ever seems to give that line props, but that's one of the funniest lines in the whole movie for me! And it's rivaled by the end of that scene, when Maude leaves the message on his machine about his rug, and the white cop cheerfully goes, "Well now! Guess we can close the file on that one!"

"Get some AIR?! Get some SKA!"

"I wish you would get out of my life and shut up!"