"I work for Dick Jones!"

"I wonder if there's beer on the sun?"

Name's Ash. Housewares.

Sooooo ya went ahead and married Norm Sonofagundersson, then!

Also, Kramer in the Marine Biologist episode: "Who wants to have some FUN?!"

"This bird's gotta fly!" (jumps through window)

I will slap your face off of your face!

"Would you like to know which of your friends were cowards?"

Where is pancakes house?

Oh lordy, Alison Brie reached levels of hotness in tonight's Community that are probably banned in most countries. When she showed up to save Fat Neil, I literally said "Holy shit!" out loud. She's that hot.

Mr. Show!
"Lots of people think a lot of things about Hawaii!"
"Look lady, I don't come to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth!"
"Everybody party! These are the party days!"
"Who let you in here?!"
"I ain't got no flyin' shoes!"
"Who you been fuckin'? Travis?"
"You are shitting in my mouth and calling it a…

My favorite Nic Cage line, from Wild At Heart: "What do you f@ggots want?!"

This isn't the first installment. Better get a refill on your Alzheimer medication, gramps.

I watched a few episodes of Dinosaurs recently, after not having seen that show since I was like, seven years old, and goddamn, that was a surprisingly naughty show! So much crude, raunchy humor on that show that totally went over my head when I was a kid. It's honestly kind of shocking.

My favorite from Frisky Dingo? "aaaBOOOSH!"

Seinfeld
When the guy on crutches steps on Elaine's foot at the bakery, the way he says "Sorry!" is just amazing, for some reason. That was the first thing I thought of when I read the prompt.

Honestly, I think it's unfair to compare the two shows; they're nothing like one another. Community goes out of it's way to be wacky and meta and provide smart commentary on popular culture, while Parks and Rec has a meticulously set up inner logic that always explains and justifies the characters' actions, no matter…

Honestly, if you're the type of person who takes the movie reviews in The New York Times seriously (especially from A.O. "I legitimately enjoyed 'Somewhere'" Scott, who isn't even the worst critic they have—Hi, Manola Dhargis!), then you don't deserve to enjoy anything fun in life ever.

Was that comment ghostwritten by Georgy?

Krallice are definitely not the type of band that you can just throw on and immediately start headbanging. What they're doing takes some time to get used to, but sticking with them is definitely worth it, once you get on their level. Haven't heard the new record yet, but if it's anything like the first two I'm sure…