Clearly the brass upstairs shipped Sean O'Neal back to the big bad city to pedal his dead baby humor elsewhere.

"Where'd he go?"
"…maybe he committed suicide!"

STIFLE!

They were the first band I ever saw live, actually. I was a sophomore in high school and War All The Time had just come out. They opened with "For The Workforce, Drowning", and I lost my shit. All in all a pretty great first show.

Seriously, I sat through Skidoo and it hasn't done shit for my life whatsoever.

I like the cut of your jib, ElDan.

"i can't remember the title THANKS!"

…OR DID THEY?!?!?!?!

Sean, I hate to be that guy, but…
2Pac died in 1996. Twas Biggie who died in 1997.

Whoa, whoa! I'm not the biggest Paltrow fan, but no one deserves to be compared to Jenna Elfman! Let's not go saying things we can't take back!

Mick Harvey?

Mortal Kombat: The Edge of Reason

I won't be satisfied unless some guy occasionally pops up at the bottom of the screen and shouts "WHOOPSIES!"

Baroness is playing on my iPod touch
MY IPOD TOUCH!

Fans of Gary Glitter, well, you don't want to know how they have sex, trust me.

How long have you two been going out?

And only for the purpose of making them hate you.
(true story, every time I make a mix for a lady I'm courting, I briefly consider putting Big Black's song "Fists of Love" on it as a joke, but always chicken out at the end. When you've been cursed with my physical appearance, you really can't take chances on a girl…

Ain't that some shit?!

There's just something about those Catholic girls, man…

"Creepy as hell" and "dumb" is actually a great way to describe almost all of Argento's work, and I mean that in the best way possible.