I saw Your Highness, but only as a detour on my mission to go buy cheetos and weed, apparently. It was an OK movie, I thought.

I'm still wiping the jizz off my TV screen over that Helen Mirren/Abbie Elliott tongue kiss from the Roosevelts sketch.

I swear, it feels as though that Gathering of the Juggalos commercial came out like, 85 years ago at this point, but that sketch always makes me fucking laugh. Mrs. Potato Dick will never not be funny. R.I.P. Ass Dan.

I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!

And then Sam looked out the window, expecting to see his prostrate body lying on the back lawn…BUT HE WAS GONE!

Pineapple Express is probably my favorite comedy of the last decade. In the hands of any other director, it would have been just another sub-par stoner comedy. But Green's direction, combined with the surprisingly stunning cinematography, take it squarely out of the stoner comedy ghetto and into something worthy of…

First of all, Judd Apatow had nothing to do with this movie whatsoever, so your incredibly lame attempt at trolling gets a C- (show your work!).

Your Canceraids, My Trial

"I don't watch television. Notice I didn't call it TV, because abbreviations are for friends, and television is NO FRIEND OF MINE!"

My only MST3K tape that has survived the cruel passage of time is the VHS of The Movie (This Island Earth).

I still have the tape I recorded of some Radiohead concert from French TV that MTV2 aired around the time Amnesiac came out, I believe. I think most of it's on youtube. Killer version of The National Anthem.

I'm holding onto my VHS box set of the original trilogy until Lucas kicks the bucket and they finally release them shits on DVD the way they were meant to be seen.

I'd watch her with my telescope! AND PERHAPS I ALREADY DO!

It's a well known fact that von Trier hates every ape he sees, from chimpan-a to chimpan-zee.

I'm guessing it'll have more nudity than Hop?

I recently found
My old VHS copy of Goosebumps The Haunted Mask. Won't be giving that up anytime soon.

As long as they spend a decent amount of time on The Screamers, I'll be happy.
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Decibel just gave the new Haunted record a 0 out of 10. They usually reserve that for crap like Trivium.

I saw Weedeater a few months ago, and even being a fan of theirs for awhile now, I was still not prepared for how fucking loud it was. I actually had to go sit down by the merch table for the last few songs, I felt like my bones were deteriorating under the weight of all that fucking righteous low end.

Super excited to hear the new Krallice record, and to see them play in May (saw them almost two years ago supporting Wolves in the Throne Room, truly transcendent shit). Mick Barr is unfuckwithable.