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You mean the Steve Goodman song.

1000 monkeys with 1000 typewriters, given enough time, will eventually write Back To The Future.

This is the first year I've ever found it difficult to watch the Browns. Fact is, the 49ers only have one win so we have to keep losing. We just have to.

I had that, the one at the top. And this is the first time I've seen it since I was little. Thanks, internet!

I would bring down Empire's numbers. That hardly seems fair.

People at my income level tend to watch whatever Netflix gives us.

Ostracizing just hardens their views. Ultimately the only solution is convincing them they're wrong. It's tough, and I don't try hard enough myself, but it's the only solution.

When you're killing people, there aren't any bonus points for smart. All that matters is right. And wrong.

As with all information, we each have a responsibility to think it through. Plenty of people did that at the time and stood against the Iraq war, from the first moment it was discussed. Those who didn't, well, it turns out a bunch of people got killed for no reason, and some pretty obvious implications for the…

Except Chris Stapleton.

RA!

They could do the "cereal convention" easily enough.

The Shadow was great. Unfortunately the 90s wasn't ready for it, so it ended up in the same "underappreciated" bucket as The Rocketeer. See also: Big Lebowski and Office Space.

Always helps! In a world where we keep getting trolled, we appreciate every morsel of public support.

I take it you didn't endorse Green's suspension either. Fair enough. It certainly was controversial. My view is he should have been suspended both times.

In all those quotes, which team is the protagonist? A suspension for open violence is not remotely surprising, or at least it shouldn't be. Violence also "has the potential to alter the course of the finals" but somehow that wasn't the focus. And calling the suspension "defensible" falls well short of an endorsement.

The Cavs' highlight, between that era and LeBron, was a guy shooting at the wrong basket so he could get a triple double.

Back to the toilet bowl of caring about the Browns.

I wish Cincy/KY had an NBA team. College basketball is so huge there, it seems like a no-brainer. But maybe that's the reason why not.